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vickyevans replied to your post: vickyevans started following you oh shit, thanks… no sweat lady! dope blog :)) i’m not even gonna lie, i’m hardcore fangirling right now. lol. <3
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
queendecuisine: bae-stop-playin: quiteaqueen: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why would they twist PND lyrics like this you lying if you say you didn’t sing this shit in your head I absolutely did lol
sunalwaysshining: fitbekz: sunalwaysshining: fitbekz: where is the lie???? sunalwaysshining It’s a constant struggle lol… like no, actually i didn’t know that you were allergic to shellfish and that your favourite colour is red and that that
magilewd: Texts of Interest: Where Root is the worst and/or maybe you shouldn’t leave your phone lying around after sex Shaw, just saying. [½]
kamyo replied to your audio post: Lilium - Elfen Lied Tentativa mais que fail só… manero o/,se fosse eu ia ficar com mó voz de dorgado lol e eu então? minha voz parece a de uma bêbada po! mal pra caramba!
lzbo: sniffing: where is this kids oscar (boyfriend eating as girlfriend stares) Boyfriend: “Babe, what?”Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.”Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same
Is YOUR child using satanic internet lingo? Watch out for LOL (Lord of Lies), OMG (Onward, Murder God) and BRB (Baal Requires Blood).
rachnole replied to your post: wait 13 minutes to respond, then just say “okay” you terrible texter you!! unless s/he deserved it. lol Here were my options: Lie. Tell her the truth, but feel awful about it. “Okay.”
ella-morales: A friend of yours? Yes, Carson. I think you’re lying to him.
ig-88a replied to your post Considering I have a suburban with an odometer that stopped at 325k miles about 5 years ago and still runs like new… Yeah that’s low miles. Lol >American carThat’s how I know you’re lying
woodmeat: solarselection: duckytxt: deux-zero-deux: Y’ALL WHITE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW SHIT We at least know that if you take the time to wear a belt, at least pull your pants up to your waist before tightening it. I don’t get why people wear belts
hillarygayle: morethanonepage: veganasana: amoying: maplesuhtori: j0shdngr: chill it’s cos your rare the entire female population of east asia is rare? homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed Omg It got better
polyvored: work until your bank account looks like a phone number My account number look like a phone number do that count?
thatsthat24:paramedicdownsouth:medic278: carnalincarnate You can’t not reblog this There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: alexbelvocal:britteryikes:britteryikes:Mommy, self, sister. 3/3/13 #BLACKOUT Excuse me 🙋🙋🙋 who exactly is your mom ?? look like three sisters to me Lies. They all sisters, their mom not there lol
trebled-negrita-princess: thagoodthings: becuzbacon: gang0fwolves: when the teacher calls your parents Where. Is. The. Lie. Tho. no he didn’t!! THE FUCKING FOIL IN HIS MOUTH Lol @ foil fronts😂😂😂
1stfrom92: When you close your eyes and listen Cardi b really sounds like Riley from the boondocks
clarknokent: ahndaodiu: clarknokent: tsunamiwavesurfing: ivorianne: tsunamiwavesurfing: i’ll buy you bundles ma ^say this and it’s yours art of seduction brehs. all it takes is a lie and the pantaloons wet. fuck with your boy You my hero
themonalydia: yellisse: lyonnnss: 11-11-1992: liukangmeetspreeme: its-a-different-world: randomleighcool: tkyle: Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep. BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂 THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES
kidxforever: You ever beat your meat and it gave you energy? I tried to beat my meat so I could go to sleep onceand it woke me up even more It happens. I be mad af. I got a goto folder on the computer for those moments. Videos that always satisfy.
blackness-by-your-side:This commercial spills so much tea 👆🏾
sobeitjay:When somebody lying straight to your damn face
No lie if she under 5"4 with a phat ass 90% she gonna ruin your life
prominent-nipple: United States, you said that Naziism was un-American. But your long winded history of influencing, supporting and financing Naziism through back door political structures of white supremacy has determined that was a lie.
the-philosophers-bone: arcampbell94: Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner. why… is this………….. true…………………
oldschool-unticorn: ladiesandlemonade: missseriallover: calibredgoddess:Ok someone’s done with your shit When the table that came in after me gets their food before me. ^^^ Where is the lie lmao
freudiandip: ryanthedemiboy: bardstard: u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• ) what kind of eyes do y’all have Oh, buddy…
tj-593: midnite-wet-dreamz: when you say “he’s the one” after he dicked you down the first night but your friend is like @jskrilla Pretty sure this is us LOL LMFAO @tj-593 WHERE’S THE LIE?!
shanellbklyn: thispoetspace: shanellbklyn: thispoetspace: nigeah: thispoetspace:Griot. I told y’all Taurus are beautiful. *covers face* you’re plenty proof of that. I’m not your ugly lol 😜 Get away from me with your lies. 😘😘😘
fuckin-nastyxxx: vinebox: When you lie to your parents about taking a bath but then they smell you the cup though? Lol
violetstar-writes: Aqua: Mickey…Mickey: Is that…?Aqua: You’re too late.Mickey: 😨Riku: 😱Aqua: Lol jk Aqua: This is a wig and these are eye contacts. There’s a bunch of weird stuff just lying around hereAqua: the looks on your faces are pricelessMickey:
telescopical: when i have kids i kind of want to talk in a french accent or something all the time until they are 18 and then just be like “lol jk your whole childhood was a lie, i love you”
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callmemrawesome replied to your post: I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves ;) nerd talk lol I love mathhh <3
wifesahottie: Hotwife Tip- Your wife will lie to you..lol! This was my Hotwife’s tryst with a wild BBC. He secretly taped her..OMG! Funny thing was she had told me that he slapped her ass and she didn’t care for it. So when I saw the tape something
8hy: It doesn’t matter if they love you. If their feelings dont match their actions, what’s the point? And this goes for everything in life. My last post yesterday touched a nerve, as I got blocked straight out lol so the individual clearly felt
flowerxbum: hypnotic-flow: jeniphyer: dexterity-dexarts: cocoa-y-moi: grandpaq: When you catch a woman in a lie 😭🤦🏾♂️ I’M DEADDDDD😭😭😭 😭😭💀💀💀😭 “2k got Hockey?” took me all the way out lol take your
when your daddy lies to you for over a year and then avoids your calls and texts 👌🏽 lol it’s chill because like i knew, right? i knew not even upset i’m done with it
sex-lies-and-bowties: Ugh finding the perfect holiday dress is so difficult 😒 😂😂😂😂 Kim K eat your heart out! #lol #thestruggle #GirdYourLoins
If there’s someone out there that’s self conscious about their blowjob skills, you CANNOT base it off how long it takes for them to climax!!!
Pretty sure that when you’ve made it clear you are interested in a couple, if you do change your mind you’re pretty obligated to let them know instead of ‘ghosting’ and ignoring/lying and saying you wanna hang when you don't…? Consider that.
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